I say I say I say, my fly’s got no nose. Then how does it smell? Well it’s got a thousand eyes so that sort of compensates.
How many kangaroos does it take to change a tap? They can’t! At best they can locate the source of the water leak by boinging up and down inside your house to see if that somehow effects the water pressure. But even then they’re going to be hard put to do anything about it unless one of them happens to have the right copper connecting mechanism in her sack of babies.
What’s big and small at the same time? A big egg.