“Hey, look, that thirteen-year-old is walking around with his mom!”


“There—in front of the supermarket!”

“Oh, my God! That kid is way too old to be hanging out with his mom. Even though I’ve never met him, I can tell he’s a complete loser.”

“Wait a minute. He’s scowling at her and rolling his eyes.”

“Oh, yeah … and I think I just heard him curse at her, for no reason.”

“I guess he’s cool after all.”

Hey, Look. by Simon Rich
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